Slappin The Salami!!!

So my girl is on the rag. I think it should be a given that a man is given the right to beat his D&%k during this time period. My girl thinks she caught me beatin my meat and she's disgusted... First of all masturbation is the #1 reason men don't cheat. Why can't I pull my D&%k out when you are going through that 5 day phase when you can't give me any. 2nd of all beaten my D%$k is better than going out to the club with a fully loaded weapon ready to pounce on something. I say to all men beat your s&%t because your girl won't do it for you. It's not like your giving me head anytime I ask for it because your having your time of the month. I have needs and having an orgasm is one of them!!!!