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Women are still taught to be sexually cautious until two, three, or all four conditions — attraction, respect, emotions, and intellect — are met. Many women add fifth and sixth conditions: singleness and status/success. And many add a seventh, eighth, and ninth: the man must ask her out, he must pay, and he must risk rejection by initiating the first kiss, being the first to hold hands, and so on. (If he doesn’t risk kissing her, she is likely not to kiss him.) Men are socialized to want sex as long as only one condition is fulfilled — physical attraction.

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Oklahoma inmate Eric Torpy has served only six years of his 33-year sentence for armed robbery, but already he is looking ahead to the years 2035-2038. His original sentence was 30 years, but he challenged the judge that if he was "going down," it would be in "Larry Bird's jersey" -- the number 33 worn by the basketball player. Judge Ray Elliott then accommodated Torpy by adding three years. Said Torpy, in May, "Recently, I've wisened up." "I'm pretty sure (Bird) thinks I'm an idiot. (T)ruthfully, most people do. My own family does, so I'm pretty sure he does, too." [Boston Globe-AP, 5-13-2011]

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A 53-year-old man with failing eyesight and who had recently undergone intestinal surgery told Sonoma, Calif., police that on Sunday afternoon, May 1, a woman had come to his home and instructed him to drop his pants and get face-down on the bed so that she could administer an enema. He said he assumed his doctor had sent her and thus complied, and it was over in two minutes, and she was gone. The doctor later said he had no idea who the woman was. (In the 1970s, in the Champaign, Ill., area, Michael Kenyon operated similarly as the "Illinois Enema Bandit" -- and inspired the late Frank Zappa's "Illinois Enema Bandit Blues.") [Sonoma News, 5-11-2011]

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God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her

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Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her

think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

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Cheating!!!

Now that I am getting married it feels like all of my female friends are having issues with their men. I try and give them advice in the most unbiased way that I can but sometimes the writing is on the wall. One of my female friends is still crazy upset over a guy that cheated on her over three years ago and is now engaged to that female(Get The F&%K over It). Another friend is still living with her ex that was texting other women "I want to see how your P&^s& feels"(He Is F&%$king. She has at least moved on but now she is exploring girls because that relationship was so F%^$ked up. Women usually only cheat for a couple of reasons. Those reasons are 1) they are usually with their man for financial purposes and are not attracted, and 2) because their man is not paying them enough attention and they want to feel loved or wanted. Women also mainly cheat with their heart so men beware if your women is cheating more than likely it's going to be hard to get her back because she probably has feelings for that dude. Men however, cheat for several different reasons. Some but not all of these reasons include, 1) My Penis is hard and you are willing to please it, 2) You are not the same piece of ass I've been having, 3) Home life sucks and I need and outlet, 4) She came at me, 5) She has my kids and I don't want to leave her but I really don't like her any more, 6) I can get away with it and 7) Did I mention my penis was hard.

Most women that come to me with issues about their men are in denial that he is cheating but they love him so much they kinda just want to get over it as long as it's not blatantly in their face. Men however will S&^$ a brick if they even think their girl is flirting, which is just how we are. I have been on the other side of cheating once and it was with my college sweetheart who I swore up and down could do know wrong. I had blinders on because she was so fine and refused to believe she could be that grimy. After so much I decided I had to move on because I'm not that dude but I told her the next guy she meets would marry her and soon after they started dating he proposed and they are now married with a kid. The great part about this situation though is after we broke up and she started dating her soon to be husband we rekindled for a bit. I would come visit her and be sitting on the couch next to her wow she was on the phone with her man. She would still suck me off and let me smash bare and she is now married to this guy. At that point I realized how grimy girls could be and men would have no idea.

I try and be good but I do understand how men cheat but it's all about your mental state of mind. I think my fiance is the most beautiful girl in the world but with all this kitty running it is hard to stay on the straight and narrow. I can't understand guys that wife up a busted A%s chick and they truly think they are going to stay faithful. If you have a 3 that means their is at least 8 different notches of females that are as good or better than your chick. Look at Jessie James and Eric Benet, they both had bangers and still were cheating their asses off. Look at Arnold or Wiener, both just said F&%K it I'm a man and I need some A$%. I love how rich men usually say they have a problem after they get and need therapy but the truth of the matter they have a D&%K and it needed to bust a nut. Ultimately it comes down to the fact of the matter of am I willing to give up my relationship and face all the repercussions for some new kitty and the answer for me is no.

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2011 Actual NBA Draft!!!

Round 1

#	Team	Player	H	W	P	School	C
1	Cleveland	Kyrie Irving	6-3	191	PG	Duke	Fr.
2	Minnesota	Derrick Williams	6-8	248	SF/PF	Arizona	So.
3	Utah	Enes Kanter	6-11	259	PF/C	Kentucky	Fr.
4	Cleveland	Tristan Thompson	6-9	227	PF	Texas	Fr.
5	Toronto	Jonas Valanciunas	6-11	240	C	Lithuania	Intl.
6	Washington	Jan Vesely	6-11	230	SF/PF	Czech Republic	Intl.
7	Sacramento	Bismack Biyombo	6-9	243	C	Congo	Intl.
8	Detroit	Brandon Knight	6-3	177	PG/SG	Kentucky	Fr.
9	Charlotte	Kemba Walker	6-1	184	PG	UConn	Jr.
10	Milwaukee	Jimmer Fredette	6-2	196	PG	BYU	Sr.
11	Golden St.	Klay Thompson	6-7	206	SG/SF	Washington St...	Jr.
12	Utah	Alec Burks	6-6	193	PG/SG	Colorado	So.
13	Phoenix	Markieff Morris	6-9	241	PF	Kansas	Jr.
14	Houston	Marcus Morris	6-8	230	SF/PF	Kansas	Jr.
15	Indiana	Kawhi Leonard	6-7	227	SF	San Diego St.	So.
16	Philadelphia	Nikola Vucevic	6-11	260	C	USC	Jr.
17	New York	Iman Shumpert	6-5	222	PG/SG	Georgia Tech	Jr.
18	Washington	Chris Singleton	6-9	230	SF/PF	Florida St.	Jr.
19	Charlotte	Tobias Harris	6-8	223	SF/PF	Tennessee	Fr.
20	Minnesota	Donatas Motiejunas	7-0	224	PF	Lithuania	Intl.
21	Portland	Nolan Smith	6-3	189	PG/SG	Duke	Sr.
22	Denver	Kenneth Faried	6-7	225	PF	Morehead St.	Sr.
23	Houston	Nikola Mirotic	6-10	225	SF/PF	Montenegro	Intl.
24	Oklahoma Cty	Reggie Jackson	6-3	200	PG/SG	Boston College	Jr.
25	Boston	Marshon Brooks	6-5	195	SG	Providence	Sr.
26	Dallas	Jordan Hamilton	6-8	228	SG/SF	Texas	So.
27	New Jersey	JaJuan Johnson	6-10	220	PF	Purdue	Sr.
28	Chicago	Norris Cole	6-1	174	PG	Cleveland St.	Sr.
29	San Antonio	Cory Joseph	6-3	186	PG	Texas	Fr.
30	Chicago	Jimmy Butler	6-7	222	SF	Marquette	Sr.

Round 2

#	Team	Player	H	W	P	School	C
31	Miami	Bojan Bogdanovic	6-7	195	SG/SF	Croatia	Intl.
32	Cleveland	Justin Harper	6-9	228	PF	Richmond	Sr.
33	Detroit	Kyle Singler	6-9	228	SF	Duke	Sr.
34	Washington	Shelvin Mack	6-2	205	PG/SG	Butler	Jr.
35	Sacramento	Tyler Honeycutt	6-8	187	SG/SF	UCLA	So.
36	New Jersey	Jordan Williams	6-9	247	PF	Maryland	So.
37	LA Clippers	Trey Thompkins	6-10	239	PF	Georgia	Jr.
38	Houston	Chandler Parsons	6-10	221	SF	Florida	Sr.
39	Charlotte	Jeremy Tyler	6-10	262	PF/C	USA	Intl.
40	Milwaukee	Jon Leuer	6-11	223	PF	Wisconsin	Sr.
41	LA Lakers	Darius Morris	6-4	190	PG	Michigan	So.
42	Indiana	Davis Bertans	6-10	211	SF	Latvia	Intl.
43	Chicago	Malcolm Lee	6-5	198	PG/SG	UCLA	Jr.
44	Golden St.	Charles Jenkins	6-3	216	PG/SG	Hofstra	Sr.
45	New Orleans	Josh Harrellson	6-10	275	PF/C	Kentucky	Sr.
46	LA Lakers	Andrew Goudelock	6-2	198	PG/SG	Charleston	Sr.
47	LA Clippers	Travis Leslie	6-4	205	SG/SF	Georgia	Jr.
48	Atlanta	Keith Benson	6-11	217	C	Oakland	Sr.
49	Memphis	Josh Selby	6-3	195	PG/SG	Kansas	Fr.
50	Philadelphia	Lavoy Allen	6-9	225	PF	Temple	Sr.
51	Portland	Jon Diebler	6-6	197	SG	Ohio State	Sr.
52	Detroit	Vernon Macklin	6-10	244	PF	Florida	Sr.
53	Orlando	DeAndre Liggins	6-6	202	SG	Kentucky	Jr.
54	Cleveland	Milan Macvan	6-9	260	PF	Serbia	Intl.
55	Boston	E'twaun Moore	6-4	191	PG/SG	Purdue	Sr.
56	LA Lakers	Chukwudiebere Ma...	6-9	210	PF	Nigeria	Intl.
57	Dallas	Tanguy Ngombo	6-6	210	SF	Congo	Intl.
58	LA Lakers	Ater Majok	6-10	225	SF	Australia	So.
59	San Antonio	Adam Hanga	6-7	200	PG/SG	Hungary	Intl.
60	Sacramento	Isaiah Thomas	5-10	186	PG	Washington	Jr.